Jejune but delirious, Kevin Fatgarter-Euphony, with a little help from his EU pony, had an epiphany and called for the leaders of the free world to perform an equilateral aquiescence involving threading several young bats onto a piece of string. This 'bat youth necklace', if you will, was then strewn around the axis of evil and tightened ever-so-slightly each day until eventually the head popped off like a wart or a nasty little hemorrhoid. Daisy had a good check with her thumbs and declared it 'a new axis, like x or y' and everyone heaved gorgeous and glory be to Mumford services.
Cheers,
Prof. Garth Challenger
p.s. Twaddle lawyerman person says: the 'bat youth necklace' is not to be confused with the great Captain Beefheart's 'Bat Chain Puller' which of course is some kind of crazy nonsense!
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