popular in Poplar and Camden. Indeed Betty’s
Mangrove Committee awarded it a special status
insomuch as theyjoinedwordstogether and used the
spaces they would have used between the words, if
they’d used them (although they didn’t), to make a
nice area for a patio where they could ride lovely
vintage tractors around, swigging glasses of Morgan’s
Rough ‘Un and have a few friends ‘round for an evening
of bear-baiting & giggles’ – or at least that’s what
the invite said…..I didn’t get one though – woudn’t
have gone anyway, not really my thing but it would
have been nice to be asked, yeah, no, I’m not fussed
really…..but it wouldn’t have hurt – not like it was
an electric shock or being a shark attack victim or
falling out of a really great shirt!
Reticent in the extreme and yet wholly entrenched in
Stentorian dogma, the good citizens of Stonehouse have
now purchased a big fridge which is so big (and cool)
that flamboyant t.v. twats have driven in for miles to
be seen taking part in the festivities that are now
regularly held on the second shelf down from the back,
just behind the celery but not quite as far to the
side that the carrots are partially obscured and yet
with enough room to let the Kraft cheese slices alone
so they can watch the Golf GTi doing handbrake turns
in the drip tray, and be absolved once and for all,
from the whole sorry incident.
This is the very reason why some people consider it
foolhardy to go on holiday with your suitcase
sellotaped to a pair of tame weasels, like Catweazel
or Johnny Vegas if he changed his name to Johnny
Weasel.
Good stools & furnishings to you Sir!
Twaddle One & I'm out!
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