Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Sorry, Gordon, I can't hear you over the stench of geese








'Ripe and juicy, only twopence a barrel, come and get yer lovely cello transducers here!' yelled Winky, without a hint of the self-consciousness normally associated with having a face like a shovel.
'If we all move forward by a single step,' announced Nancy Bickersnake, 'we'll all get that slightly itchy compulsion to hide in the shed and whimper about the benefits of a good pension, some stilts, a bucketful of agitated hornets and finally, I find it good practice to marinate the whole thing with a thin glaze of Henry Vlll's personal wax.'
Suddenly, and without warning, this sentence stoppe

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