Nathan's Early Summer For Earthly Muthas

Whoa everybody! Nathan Gerrich* here with yet more tips for a fun-filled carefree summer!

First off is a text from Mrs Angie Latimer of North Hemisphere who aimiably suggests that her life has
been enriched by switching over to a Liverpuddlian accent, using applicators and swabs and not using Doctor David or Nurse Susan so much as getting your own petri dish and not withstanding to remember not to forget to give it a good sterile and plenty of rinsy water down the hatch and cheers!

We've had epistles a'plenty from foreign lands too, a green yet trite Joshua Omeehohoyongo writes from Twickenham, that he stands near the Tony Blair air conditioning ducts outside the precinct boundary and confuses the shoppers by holding up Polaroid self-portraits of himself using hair conditioner and pre-voided duck tape. The idea (so he claims) is for people to see him and the photograph, walk on a few more paces before coming to a startled halt as their subconcious mimics the anticeedant of the air/hair conditioner pre-voided duct/duck tape situation which they have primely witnessed to the event of his fizzog in the mist of shoppy and causes them to forget car park location memory leading to ticket runs out and Sgt. Trench using his golden thumper to chide them - a bit like the Fallon Isands Of Godwin being etched on the fattest part of ones back.

The last gobbet of wack comes (rather loudly) over the distant mountains of over there from Wee Georgie. Although his arms are larger than a few bunches of Copper Sulphide molecules and other atomic stuff, his
pullover contains wool writing which implores the reader to (and I'm quoting here...) 'stand back, saturation of lymphatic system forthcoming' whereas round the back, past the sleeves, go on, right round, he simply displays the motif of a double hybrid synergy Toyota, some whelks and one of those great coffees they do in "Cicero's Coffee House" or in "Cicero's Coffee House". Yes it is double mentioned here in case you didn't see it because of Griff Rhys Teeth & His Eclectic Mother known to one and all down Woolwich North Circular Road as.......

I'm sure you'll all be considering all of this after due reflection and personal soul-searching, although as ever, on a personal expostulation, I myself, always get a bit peckish when I'm on a hunger strike.

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*Nathan Gerrich is sponsored by "The Wistful Drainage Comany - we'll make your pipes, right!"